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100% Natural
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Handmade in Small Batches
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Free From Harsh Chemicals
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Cruelty-Free

Anti-Itch Calming Bar Soap

Regular price $9.95
Description

Because scratching in public is nobody’s testimony.

Some itches don’t whisper. They heckle. Dry skin itch. Stress itch. Weather itch. “Why is my elbow mad at me?” itch. And Granny does not play with irritation.

This creamy, soothing bar was made for skin that’s had enough—of dryness, flare-ups, mystery reactions, and that relentless urge to claw yourself like a raccoon at a bird feeder. It cleans gently, calms deeply, and leaves your skin feeling quiet, which is really all it wanted in the first place.

No drama. No burn. No tight, squeaky nonsense.
Just calm, comfort, and a lather that minds its manners.

Granny’s rule still applies:
If your skin is itchy, it’s asking for help—not discipline.

This bar listens.

Available in a 6.6oz size.

  • Fair Trade Sourced
  • Cruelty Free
  • Gluten Free
  • NO Mineral Oil, Petroleum, Parabens, Phthalates, Sulfates, Dyes, Parfums, Paraffins, Aluminum, GMO's
What’s it used for?
  • Itchy, irritated, or reactive skin
  • Dryness, flaking, and seasonal skin tantrums
  • Eczema-prone, allergy-prone, or stress-prone skin
  • Post-sun, post-shower, post-“why am I itchy?” moments
  • Anyone who wants relief without trading it for dryness
Formulated with...
  • Colloidal Oatmeal – The gold standard for itch relief; cushions the skin, calms irritation, and tells flare-ups to hush
  • Calendula Flower Extract – Nature’s peacemaker for inflamed, unhappy skin
  • Aloe Vera Juice – Deeply soothing, cooling, and hydration-restoring
  • Cucumber Oil – Cooling, calming, and refreshingly anti-irritation
  • Chia Seed Extract – Omega-rich nourishment that supports the skin barrier and reduces reactivity
  • Honey – A natural humectant that draws in moisture and supports skin recovery
  • Coconut & Sunflower Oils – Gentle, skin-loving oils that cleanse without stripping
  • Carrot Seed Oil – Supports skin repair and resilience with antioxidant love
Storage & Directions

Lather gently on damp skin and let the botanicals sit for a moment—don’t rush healing. Rinse clean and pat dry (no aggressive towel gymnastics). Use daily or as often as your skin starts acting up again.

Pro Granny Tip: Follow with your favorite Godly Granny moisturizer to lock it in.

Ingredients

Apricot Chamomile:

Deionized Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Laurate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Chloride, Glyceryl Laurate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Coconut (Cocos Nucifera) Oil, Sunflower (Helianthus Annuus) Oil, Sodium Thiosulphate, Sodium Citrate, Citric Acid, Trisodium Sulfosuccinate, Cucumber (Cucumis Sativus) Oil, Chia (Salvia Hispanica) Seed Extract, Calendula (Calendula Officinalis) Flower Extract, Colloidal Oatmeal (Avena Sativa) Kernel Flour, Honey, Pentasodium Pentetate, Tetrasodium Etidronate, Aloe Vera (Aloe Barbadensis) Leaf Juice, Carrot (Beta Carotene) Seed Oil, Essential Oil Blend.

Eczema, Psoriasis, Rosacea & Sensitive Skin (Unscented):

Deionized Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Laurate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Chloride, Glyceryl Laurate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Coconut (Cocos Nucifera) Oil, Sunflower (Helianthus Annuus) Oil, Sodium Thiosulphate, Sodium Citrate, Citric Acid, Trisodium Sulfosuccinate, Cucumber (Cucumis Sativus) Oil, Chia (Salvia Hispanica) Seed Extract, Calendula (Calendula Officinalis) Flower Extract, Colloidal Oatmeal (Avena Sativa) Kernel Flour, Honey, Pentasodium Pentetate, Tetrasodium Etidronate, Aloe Vera (Aloe Barbadensis) Leaf Juice, Carrot (Beta Carotene) Seed Oil.

Do not use product if you are allergic to any of the above mentioned ingredients.

Safe for all skin types

Feature

We designed our formulas to promote wellness, beauty, and good hygiene. Your health and well-being are our top priority. We do not provide medical advice, and the FDA has not evaluated these products to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Anti-Itch Calming Bar Soap

$9.95