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Granny Goo Bath Slime Soap (Allergy, Cold & Sinus with Eucalyptus)

Regular price $23.95
Description

Granny just marched into the kids’ bathroom with a mason jar of goo and the determination of a grandmother who’s done with snot season bossing her babies around. I mean, have you ever seen a kid with a cold?

The drips. The snorts. The sniffles that somehow defy gravity.

Granny Goo Kid’s Slime is the first-ever Comfort Slime—part soap, part shampoo, part conditioner, part moisturizer, part exfoliator, and an all-around little-kid lifesaver. It’s a sudsy, squishy, giggle-inducing rescue mission engineered for allergy days, chilly nights, and those mornings when pollen attacks like it has a personal vendetta.

And yes, sweetie—this slime works.
It suds. It cleans. It hydrates. It softens. It soothes.
All while giving their little immune systems a pretty potent pep talk.

Granny’s Note:

“Babies may hate sniffles, but they sure love slime.”

Kid-Approved Comfort. Granny-Approved Ingredients. Sinus- and Headache-Approved.

Available in a 12oz Jar.

  • Made in the USA
  • Fair Trade Sourced
  • Cruelty-free
  • Gluten-free
  • NO Mineral Oil, Petroleum, Parabens, Phthalates, Sulfates, Dyes, Parfums, Paraffins, Aluminum, GMO's
  • BPA-free container


What’s it used for?

What's it for?

• Allergy flare-ups and seasonal sniffles
• Colds, coughs, ka-choos, and “Mommy, I can’t breathe out of my nose!”
• Warm shower or bath comfort for sinus pressure
• Soothing sore throats via steamy aromatherapy
• Dry, irritated skin from constant wiping
• And those nightly negotiations: “Please get in the bath without a fight.”

Formulated with...

Why It Works (And Why Kids Love It):

  • Glycerin + Triple-Action Slime Base
    Gentle, hydrating cleansing that feels like playtime.
  • Organic Shea Butter
    Because irritated, rubbed-raw skin needs a soft landing pad (and lots of vitamins & zinc).
  • Pineapple Extract (Bromelain + Vitamin C)
    Nature’s tiny decongestant helpers—brightening, soothing, calming. (Also great for dry coughs, wet coughs, and sore throats.)
  • Zinc
    Grandma’s favorite immune-supporting mineral, now in suds form.
  • Ginger Root Extract
    Warming, comforting, and perfect for all things stuffy and scruffy.
  • Eucalyptus Essential Oil
    That “I can finally breathe again” moment, in a cloud of kid-safe steam.
  • Light Natural Earth Ore Mica Shimmer
    Because even sick days deserve a little sparkle.
Storage & Directions

Scoop out a handful (or let them do it). Granny says controlled chaos builds character.

Rub between tiny palms until the slime transforms into the richest, creamiest, silkiest suds.
Massage onto hair, body, and those poor little necks and chests. Don’t forget the tootsies!

Let the steam + botanicals do their work. Rinse, cuddle, tuck in, repeat as needed.

 

Ingredients

Ingredients: Glycerin, Deionized Water (Aqua), Hostapon SCI (Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate), Propylene Glycol, Chemcinnate DSLS, Stearic Acid, Salt (Sodium Chloride), Organic Shea Butter (Butyrospermum Parkii), Pineapple (Ananas Sativus) Fruit Extract (Bromelain & Vitamin C), Zinc, Ginger (Zingiber Officinale) Root Extract, Nipaguard SCE, Natural Mica, Eucalyptus (Eucalyptus Globulus) Essential Oil.

Do not use product if you are allergic to any of the above mentioned ingredients.

Safe for all skin types

Feature

We designed our formulas to promote wellness, beauty, and good hygiene. Your health and well-being are our top priority. We do not provide medical advice, and the FDA has not evaluated these products to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Granny Goo Bath Slime Soap (Allergy, Cold & Sinus with Eucalyptus)

$23.95