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Thickening & Volumizing Conditioner with Keratin and Vitamin B5

Regular price $29.95
Scent
Eczema/Psoriasis/Rosacea/Sensitive Skin/Unscented
Description

Because Weak Ends Make Strong Women Roll Their Eyes.

When Granny says “condition,” she means restore and renew. Godly Granny’s Thickening Conditioner is her secret weapon against limp locks, brittle ends, and breakage that forgot who’s boss.

Formulated for fine to medium hair, this rich, nourishing conditioner uses Keratin Hydrolysate and KeraRepair™ to rebuild each strand from the inside out—no heaviness, no residue, just strength that speaks for itself. Add Rice Protein, ProVitamin B5, Aloe, and Ginseng, and you’ve got a formula that fortifies, detangles, and defies time. Hair comes out silky, shiny, and ready for whatever the day (or the devil) throws at it.

Granny says, “Your hair’s been through enough. Let it rest in something righteous.”

Available in a 8oz Bottle.

  • Made in the USA
  • Fair Trade Sourced
  • Cruelty-free
  • Gluten-free
  • NO Mineral Oil, Petroleum, Parabens, Phthalates, Sulfates, Dyes, Parfums, Paraffins, Aluminum, GMO's
  • BPA-free container
What’s it used for?
  • Fine or thinning hair needing fullness and resilience
  • Split ends, breakage, or damage from styling or color
  • Scalp stimulation and nourishment
  • Smoothing, softening, and shine enhancement
  • Restoring balance without buildup
Formulated with...

This is more than slip and shine—it’s fortification. Keratin and KeraRepair™ rebuild, Rice Protein reinforces, and Aloe plus Ginseng nourish the scalp’s foundation. The texture is intentionally rich yet weightless, giving lasting fullness without the fluff.

  • Keratin Hydrolysate – Repairs damaged hair from within, reinforcing strength and structure.
  • KeraRepair™ – Visibly thickens hair and improves manageability in one wash.
  • Hydrolyzed Rice Protein & ProVitamin B5 – Seal cuticles, prevent breakage, and add body.
  • Cetrimonium Chloride – Smooths and detangles, taming frizz with grace.
  • Organic Aloe Vera & Hemp Seed Oil – Hydrate and soothe the scalp while encouraging growth.
  • Korean Ginseng & Ginkgo Leaf Extracts – Boost circulation and support new growth.
  • Sage & Nettle Leaf Extracts – Deliver essential nutrients and regulate oil production.
  • Jojoba Oil & Vitamin E – Mimic natural sebum, providing light hydration and antioxidant protection.
  • Glyceryl Stearate SE – Creates the luxurious, creamy texture Granny insists on.
Storage & Directions
  • After shampooing, apply from mid-length to ends. Leave on a few minutes while you hum a hymn or check your messages. Rinse thoroughly. Style like you’ve just been blessed with better hair days.
  • Shelf life: 12 Months
  • To optimize product shelf life, store products in a cool (77 or cooler), dry place with minimal exposure to direct light. Keep the lid tightly closed.
Ingredients

Eczema/Psoriasis/Rosacea/SensitiveSkin/Unscented: Water (Aqua), Aloe Vera (Aloe Barbadensis) Leaf Juice, Cetyl Alcohol, Coconut (Cocos Nucifera) Oil, Stearyl Alochol, Korean Ginseng (Panax Ginseng) Extract, Glyceryl Stearate, Polyglyceryl-2 Dipolyhydroxystearate, Cetrimonium Chloride, Jojoba (Simmondsia Chinensis) Seed Oil, Hemp (Cannabis Sativa) Seed Oil, Nettle (Urtica Dioica) Leaf Extract, Ginkgo Biloba Leaf Extract, Carob (Ceratonia Siliqua) Seed Extract, Hydrolyzed Soy (Glycine Soja) Protein, Hydrolyazed Keratin, ProVitamin B5 (Panthenol), Hydrolyzed Rice (Oryza Sativa) Protein, Sage (Salvia Officinalis) Extract, Glycerin, Salicylic Acid (from White Willow Bark), PolyQ-7, PolyQ-16, Corn Starch (Zea Mays), Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Vitamin E (Tocopherol), Benzyl Alcohol, Sorbic Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Essential Oil Blend.

Herbal Essence: Water (Aqua), Aloe Vera (Aloe Barbadensis) Leaf Juice, Cetyl Alcohol, Coconut (Cocos Nucifera) Oil, Stearyl Alochol, Korean Ginseng (Panax Ginseng) Extract, Glyceryl Stearate, Polyglyceryl-2 Dipolyhydroxystearate, Cetrimonium Chloride, Jojoba (Simmondsia Chinensis) Seed Oil, Hemp (Cannabis Sativa) Seed Oil, Nettle (Urtica Dioica) Leaf Extract, Ginkgo Biloba Leaf Extract, Carob (Ceratonia Siliqua) Seed Extract, Hydrolyzed Soy (Glycine Soja) Protein, Hydrolyazed Keratin, ProVitamin B5 (Panthenol), Hydrolyzed Rice (Oryza Sativa) Protein, Sage (Salvia Officinalis) Extract, Glycerin, Salicylic Acid (from White Willow Bark), PolyQ-7, PolyQ-16, Corn Starch (Zea Mays), Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Vitamin E (Tocopherol), Benzyl Alcohol, Sorbic Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Essential Oil Blend.

Rustic Man: Water (Aqua), Aloe Vera (Aloe Barbadensis) Leaf Juice, Cetyl Alcohol, Coconut (Cocos Nucifera) Oil, Stearyl Alochol, Korean Ginseng (Panax Ginseng) Extract, Glyceryl Stearate, Polyglyceryl-2 Dipolyhydroxystearate, Cetrimonium Chloride, Jojoba (Simmondsia Chinensis) Seed Oil, Hemp (Cannabis Sativa) Seed Oil, Nettle (Urtica Dioica) Leaf Extract, Ginkgo Biloba Leaf Extract, Carob (Ceratonia Siliqua) Seed Extract, Hydrolyzed Soy (Glycine Soja) Protein, Hydrolyazed Keratin, ProVitamin B5 (Panthenol), Hydrolyzed Rice (Oryza Sativa) Protein, Sage (Salvia Officinalis) Extract, Glycerin, Salicylic Acid (from White Willow Bark), PolyQ-7, PolyQ-16, Corn Starch (Zea Mays), Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Vitamin E (Tocopherol), Benzyl Alcohol, Sorbic Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Essential Oil Blend.

Do not use product if you are allergic to any of the above mentioned ingredients.

Safe for all skin types

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We designed our formulas to promote wellness, beauty, and good hygiene. Your health and well-being are our top priority. We do not provide medical advice, and the FDA has not evaluated these products to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Thickening & Volumizing Conditioner with Keratin and Vitamin B5

$29.95