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Goat Milk & Honey Face & Body Lotion with Sea Moss

$13.00
Scent
Apricot Chamomile
Description

Because soft skin starts at the barn, not the beauty counter.

Granny told the goats to behave. They absolutely did not. These lotions are why Granny’s goats strut around like they own the place. And they sure didn’t milk themselves just so you could stay ashy. Made low, slow, and crazy-good, Granny’s silky, nutrient-dense topical treatment is so transformative that if your skin flakes after using it… that’s a personal choice at that point.

Goat Milk Lotion is the difference between “hydrated for a minute” and “soft for a lifetime.”

Available in a 2oz size.

  • Fair Trade Sourced
  • Cruelty Free
  • Gluten Free
  • NO Mineral Oil, Petroleum, Parabens, Phthalates, Sulfates, Dyes, Parfums, Paraffins, Aluminum, GMO's
What’s it used for?

Benefits at a Glance:

  • Deep, lasting hydration without heaviness
  • Soothes irritation and calms cranky, red, or itchy skin
  • Supports the skin mantle, microbiome, overall skin strength, and moisture barrier
  • Softens rough patches (elbows, knees, heels—behave!)
  • Gentle enough for sensitive, reactive, and baby’s skin
  • Non-greasy and long-wearing—perfect for continual use
  • Absorbs beautifully, leaving skin plush, silky, and soft as a baby’s bottom

And depending on the essential-oil blend (or Unscented), it’s calming, cozy, uplifting… or downright decadent.

The Scent Collection

Blackberry Frankincense
A soft, fruity whisper of vine-ripened blackberry wrapped in warm, resinous frankincense.

Think: Southern dessert meets New Testament—deep, grounding,
and classy without even trying.

Perfect For:

  • Evening moisturizers
  • Stressful days
  • Skin that loves a little fruit but wants something grown-up

Red Cocoa
“Chocolate… with a little lipstick on.”

Warm cocoa—rich, velvety, and just sweet enough—without smelling like brownie batter. Indulgent, elegant, and a crowd-pleaser from the first whiff.

Perfect For:

  • Dry winter skin
  • Date nights
  • Anyone who wants a decadent, cozy scent without the sugar crash

Vanilla Patchouli
“Earthy meets elegant. A match made in Granny’s apothecary.”

Warm, creamy vanilla fused with deep, grounding patchouli. Not hippie. Not heavy. Just smooth, sensual, laid-back confidence.

Perfect For:

  • After a shower or long bath
  • Evening skincare routines
  • Anyone who wants their skin to smell hug-worthy

Goat Milk Lotion – Unscented, Sensitive Skin
(Eczema / Psoriasis / Rosacea Safe)
No scent. No sass. No essential oils. Just pure, soothing goat-milk hydration and Granny’s no-nonsense gentleness.

Ideal For:

  • Babies
  • Chemo patients (choose Unscented)
  • Highly sensitive skin
  • Irritated, inflamed, or reactive conditions
  • Anyone with eczema, psoriasis, rosacea, or fragile skin
Formulated with...

• Goat Milk – Packed with calcium, lipids, natural lactic acid, and
proteins for ultra-nourishing moisture and gentle exfoliation that keeps skin smooth, soothed, and buffed

• Honey – A pure humectant powerhouse that draws in moisture and comforts like the golden, edible hug it is

• Sea Moss – Mineral-dense hydration that helps soothe, replenish, and feed thirsty skin

• Glycerin – A natural moisture magnet that works for up to 12 hours

• Tropical Shea Butter – A plush, pillow-soft base that restores dry, depleted skin (loaded with vitamins and zinc)

• Sunflower Seed Oil – Light, healing, restoring softness and barrier support—without the grease

Heading into winter, you’ll be real glad Granny’s goats are this talented.

Storage & Directions

How to Use: Smooth onto clean, dry skin after bathing, shaving, or anytime your skin says, “Hey… little help here?”

Use generously. Granny does.

For extra oomph, apply while the skin is still slightly damp to lock in moisture like a pro.

You’re not ready for how good this lotion is. No one ever is.

Powered by goats. Perfected by Granny.

If you knew what Granny’s goats were capable of, you’d get two. Because if goats and a granny don’t make your lotion… what is it even doing?

Ingredients

Apricot Chamomile: Deionized Water (Aqua), Sunflower (Helianthus Annuus) Seed Oil, Stearic Acid, Shea (Butyrospermum Parkii) Butter, Goat Milk, Honey, Sea Moss (Chondrus Crispus) Extract, Cetyl Alcohol, Tea 99%, Glycerin, Nipaguard SCE, Essential Oil Blend.

Blackberry Frankincense: Deionized Water (Aqua), Sunflower (Helianthus Annuus) Seed Oil, Stearic Acid, Shea (Butyrospermum Parkii) Butter, Goat Milk, Honey, Sea Moss (Chondrus Crispus) Extract, Cetyl Alcohol, Tea 99%, Glycerin, Nipaguard SCE, Essential Oil Blend.

Eczema, Psoriasis, Rosacea, Sensitive Skin, Unscented: Deionized Water (Aqua), Sunflower (Helianthus Annuus) Seed Oil, Stearic Acid, Shea (Butyrospermum Parkii) Butter, Goat Milk, Honey, Sea Moss (Chondrus Crispus) Extract, Cetyl Alcohol, Tea 99%, Glycerin, Nipaguard SCE.

Red Cocoa: Deionized Water (Aqua), Sunflower (Helianthus Annuus) Seed Oil, Stearic Acid, Shea (Butyrospermum Parkii) Butter, Goat Milk, Honey, Sea Moss (Chondrus Crispus) Extract, Cetyl Alcohol, Tea 99%, Glycerin, Nipaguard SCE, Essential Oil Blend.

Sugar Plum: Deionized Water (Aqua), Sunflower (Helianthus Annuus) Seed Oil, Stearic Acid, Shea (Butyrospermum Parkii) Butter, Goat Milk, Honey, Sea Moss (Chondrus Crispus) Extract, Cetyl Alcohol, Tea 99%, Glycerin, Nipaguard SCE, Essential Oil Blend.

Vanilla Patchouli: Deionized Water (Aqua), Sunflower (Helianthus Annuus) Seed Oil, Stearic Acid, Shea (Butyrospermum Parkii) Butter, Goat Milk, Honey, Sea Moss (Chondrus Crispus) Extract, Cetyl Alcohol, Tea 99%, Glycerin, Nipaguard SCE, Essential Oil Blend.

Do not use product if you are allergic to any of the above mentioned ingredients.

Safe for all skin types

Feature

We designed our formulas to promote wellness, beauty, and good hygiene. Your health and well-being are our top priority. We do not provide medical advice, and the FDA has not evaluated these products to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Goat Milk & Honey Face & Body Lotion with Sea Moss

$13.00
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