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Energizing Canaan Coffee Bar Soap with Vitamin E

Regular price $9.95
Description

Energizing Canaan Coffee Bar Soap with Vitamin E
Goes beautifully with the Energizing Canaan Coffee Scrub & Butter/Balm

“Because the Answer is Always Coffee.”
Wake Up. Wash Up. Wise Up.

Granny doesn’t need a barista when she’s got bar soap. Coffee isn’t just in her cup—it’s a cornerstone in many of her formulas. She believes in its natural caffeine burst for everything: a morning kick, a good skin polish, and even a mood boost. This triple-butter, coffee-ground-infused bar isn’t just soap; it’s a pep talk in suds form. Creamy lather softens, natural grounds exfoliate, and the essential oil blend ties the whole roast together. Whether you’re foggy, funky, or flat-out filthy, this bar brings you back to life faster than a steamin' pot of dark roast on a Sunday morning.

Formulator’s Sidebar:
Coffee is one of the most underestimated multitaskers in the apothecary kitchen. In soap, it shines as both therapy and thrift:

  • Exfoliation and circulation: coffee grounds provide physical exfoliation while stimulating blood flow—ideal for cellulite and depuffing

  • Antioxidants and anti-inflammation: caffeine helps reduce redness and oxidative stress

  • Deodorizing: few things knock out odors like coffee—perfect for cooks, gardeners, mechanics, and diaper-duty survivors

  • Mood and ritual: beyond biology, coffee is emotional; a coffee bar soap turns the shower into a sanctuary

Pair it with Godly Granny’s Canaan Coffee Balm and Scrub for a full-body brew routine.

What’s it used for?
  • Dull, tired, or dry skin
  • Boosting circulation and tightening skin to help with morning sluggishness (body, mind, or spirit)
  • Gentle exfoliation for smoother texture
  • Cellulite-prone or uneven skin tone
  • Cellulite: Granny won’t promise miracles—but coffee sure does firm things up
  • Depuffing puffy eyes: coffee helps tighten and tone (yes, soap can help there, too)
  • Tough calluses: scrub down heels, elbows, and hands that’ve worked too hard
  • Kitchen hands: neutralizes garlic, onion, or fish odors faster than prayer cloths at a fish fry
  • Detox duty: grounds help draw out impurities and leave skin refreshed
  • Oily skin balance: coffee helps regulate, clarify, and mattify
  • Dry skin TLC: cocoa, shea, and mango butters soften and replenish
  • Acne and breakouts: caffeine plus exfoliation helps fight clogged pores
  • After-workout relief: wash away sweat and strain while boosting recovery
  • Circles and shadows: helps brighten skin that’s tired of being tired
  • Spa-level self-care for coffee lovers who believe in redemption through lather
  • And for non-coffee lovers who believe in redemption through lather
Formulated with...
  • Coffee Grounds – A natural exfoliant that buffs away dead skin and stimulates blood flow for brighter, tighter skin
  • Colombian Coffee Extract – Rich in caffeine and antioxidants to tone, energize, and firm
  • Cocoa, Shea & Mango Butters – A holy trinity of deep moisture for silky-smooth, nourished skin

Glycerin – A humectant that locks in hydration and creates the creamy, lasting lather Granny swears by

Storage & Directions

Lather generously from head to toe. Focus on rough patches, tired feet, and anywhere that needs a wake-up call. Let the scent and grounds linger as you breathe deep, rinse thoroughly, and step out caffeinated—without ever touching a mug.

Ingredients

Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Laurate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Chloride, Glyceryl Mono Laurate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Cocoa (Theobroma Cacao) Seed Butter, Shea (Butyrospermum Parkii) Butter, Mango (Mangifera Indica) Seed Butter, Sodium Thiosulfate, Sodium Citrate, Titanium Dioxide, Citric Acid, Trisodium Sulfosuccinate, Pentasodium Pentatate, Tetrasodium Etidronate, Coffee Grounds, Essential Oil Blend.

Safe for all skin types

Feature

We designed our formulas to promote wellness, beauty, and good hygiene. Your health and well-being are our top priority. We do not provide medical advice, and the FDA has not evaluated these products to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Energizing Canaan Coffee Bar Soap with Vitamin E

$9.95