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Godly Granny

Blue Green Algae Remineralizing Massage Candle

Blue Green Algae Remineralizing Massage Candle

Regular price $18.95 USD
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2 Minerals for Muscles and Mood

Granny says you don’t need a pharmacy aisle when the ocean already stocked the shelf. Sea Moss carries 92 trace minerals straight from the deep — The Ocean’s Answer to skin and body that’s tired, thirsty, or just plain cranky.

This paraffin-free, all-natural massage candle burns clean for 41 hours, then melts into a warm, Vitamin E–rich oil that feels like tidewater therapy. Soybean wax and sunflower oil keep the glide silky. Sea Moss delivers the minerals your body’s begging for, turning every rub into Skin Food from the Sea. Add Granny’s essential oil blend, and suddenly your bathroom smells more like a sea breeze than a sick bay.

Light it, let it puddle, blow it out, and drizzle the warm oil right where you need it. Massage until your skin remembers it’s alive, or pour a spoonful into your bath for a monumental soak without the seaweed wrap around.

What It’s For:

  • Dry, depleted, or overworked skin
  • Full-body mineral recharge without the price of a spa
  • Muscles that need a tide change, not a pill bottle
  • Turning your nightly routine into an ocean revival

How to Use:
Burn until a pool forms. Blow it out. Dip and drizzle with the spoon, then massage in deeply. Or pour it into warm bath water and soak it while sea moss does the heavy lifting.

Cautions (Granny Waves the Flag):
Burn only on a heat-safe surface. Never leave unattended. Keep out of reach of children, pets, and anybody still trying to sell you snake oil when the miracle’s been floating in the Atlantic this whole time.

Available in 8oz.

  • Made in the USA
  • Fair Trade Sourced
  • Cruelty-free
  • Gluten-free
  • NO Mineral Oil, Petroleum, Parabens, Phthalates, Sulfates, Dyes, Parfums, Paraffins, Aluminum, GMO's
  • BPA-free container

√ Safe for all skin types. 

Shelf life: 12 Months

To optimize product shelf life, store products in a cool (77 or cooler), dry place with minimal exposure to direct light. Keep the lid tightly closed.

Ingredients: Soybean (Glycine Soja) Wax, Sunflower (Helianthus Annuus) Seed Oil (Vitamin E), Sea Moss (Chondrus Crispus), Essential Oil Blend.

Do not use product if you are allergic to any of the above mentioned ingredients.

We designed our formulas to promote wellness, beauty, and good hygiene. Your health and well-being are our top priority. We do not provide medical advice, and the FDA has not evaluated these products to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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