Bruise Fade Cream

Because Purple Polka Dots Belong on Bikinis, Not Your Legs.

Nobody’s out here trying to look like they lost a cat fight with an end table. Bruises are sneaky little things, and once you hit a certain age—or your blood’s a little thinner than your patience—bruises don’t just fade. They linger. Like slow sunsets that turn orange, red, blue, purple, black, pea green, and, finally, that awful mustard yellow—before they even think about leaving.

Granny said, “Not today, turquoise,” and stirred up a Bruise Fade Cream that works faster than gossip in a prayer chain, easing the ache, depuffing the puff, and fading the very things that get you the side-eye at the Piggly Wiggly checkout line.

If you’ve got thinner skin, weaker capillaries, or slower circulation… that’s who this cream is for.

With Arnica Oil: Think of Arnica as the EMT of herbs. It rushes in, calms swelling, stimulates circulation, and helps your body clear out pooled blood that makes bruises dark and sore.

Vitamin K1: Essential for healthy clotting, Vitamin K1 helps shore up delicate vessels so they don’t easily leak and bruise. It also signals your skin to “clean house,” fading discoloration faster and preventing new capillary damage.

Castor Oil: The carrier oil that doesn’t just carry. Castor, rich in antioxidants and circulation-boosters, helps blood vessels stay flexible and skin bounce back. Castor oil even helps move lymph and stagnation—perfect for those peskier, stubborn bruises.

Shea Butter: Cushions and soothes the skin while providing fatty acids that help restore the skin’s barrier. Translation: the bruise fades, and your skin feels baby-soft instead of battered.

Coconut Oil: Naturally antimicrobial, keeps the skin barrier happy while the bruise is on its way out.

Why It Matters:
Bruises can take 2–3 weeks to fully fade—longer with age, thin blood, or medications. This formula supports your body’s healing process, nudging it to work faster, smarter, and with less tenderness.

Bottom line?
It’s not makeup. It’s not a cover-up. It’s MAHA skin science served Southern style: clean, natural, and effective.

What Else It May Aid or Fade:

Spider Veins & Broken Capillaries – Vitamin K1’s specialty.

Post-Surgery Bruising & Tenderness – Cosmetic, dental, orthopedic—you name it. Dark Under-Eye Circles – Especially those from fragile vessels (not just no sleep, sugar).

Redness & Blotchiness – Skin that flushes too fast calms down quicker.

Swelling & Inflammation – From minor bumps, sprains, or just plain clumsiness.

How to Use It:

Dab a little on the bruise (or the spot that always bruises first—Granny knows your shin bone by name). Rub it in gently 2–3 times a day. It's best to catch it early—right after you holler “Ow, shoot!”—but it’ll help even once you’ve gone whole eggplant (or faceplant). It's that simple.

Granny’s Final Word:

If you look like you’ve been in a paintball tournament you didn’t sign up for, use Granny’s Bruise Fade Cream to heal faster and save yourself from those awkward conversations where you must explain, “No, I promise, my husband didn’t do it.”

Available in 4oz.

• Made in the USA
• Fair Trade Sourced
• Cruelty-free
• Gluten-free
• NO Mineral Oil, Petroleum, Parabens, Phthalates, Sulfates, Dyes, Parfums, Paraffins, Aluminum, GMO's
• BPA-free container

Directions: Apply a thin layer to affected area and gently massage until absorbed, repeating 3-4 times daily, or as needed. For topical use only.

√ Safe for all skin types. 

Shelf life: 12 Months

To optimize product shelf life, store products in a cool (77 or cooler), dry place with minimal exposure to direct light. Keep the lid tightly closed.

Ingredients: Sunflower Oil, Arnica Oil, Castor Oil, Shea Butter, Vitamin K1, Beeswax, Grapeseed Oil, Coconut Oil, Essential Oil Blend (*Scented Only).

Do not use product if you are allergic to any of the above mentioned ingredients.

We designed our formulas to promote wellness, beauty, and good hygiene. Your health and well-being are our top priority. We do not provide medical advice, and the FDA has not evaluated these products to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.