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Godly Granny

Pain Blend Massage Candle (Naturally Scented)

Pain Blend Massage Candle (Naturally Scented)

Regular price $18.95 USD
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The Crown Jewel of Candlemaking
Pain doesn’t get pampered here. It gets dethroned.

Granny didn’t just whip up a candle. She forged a crown jewel that rules over aches, stiff joints, and stubborn tension with velvet firepower. This paraffin-free, all-natural massage candle burns clean for 41 hours, then melts into a warm, Vitamin E–rich oil that massages in deep, right where pain thinks it’s got squatters’ rights.

Here’s why it’s the top of the candle kingdom:

Soybean Wax – A clean-burning base that melts cooler than paraffin. That means your candle transforms into a safe, skin-ready pool of warm oil instead of smoke and soot.

Sunflower Seed Oil (Vitamin E) – Smooths and nourishes skin, delivering antioxidants that fight inflammation. Vitamin E is your skin’s shield, keeping the barrier strong while the oils do their work underneath.

Peppermint Oil – The icy-cool wake-up call. Brings menthol magic that eases headaches, calms nerve tension, and delivers instant cooling relief to sore, overworked muscles. Think frosty breeze in candle form.

Clove Bud Oil – Deep, spicy, and fiery. Known for stimulating circulation, reducing inflammation, and numbing discomfort. Clove gets blood moving to the sore spots so the body can heal faster.

Wintergreen Oil – Nature’s version of aspirin in a leaf. Rich in methyl salicylate, it brings that cool-then-warm relief athletes swear by. Great for chronic muscle stiffness, arthritic joints, or “I overdid it” pain.

Helichrysum Oil – The golden healer. Renowned for tissue repair, anti-inflammatory power, and pain-soothing whispers that calm everything from bruises to nerve irritation. This luxury ingredient is rare, powerful, and worth its weight in comfort.

Together, these botanicals form Granny’s royal court of pain relief: icy, fiery, numbing, and healing all at once. Light, melt, rub, and watch pain bow down.

What It’s For:

  • Back pain that won’t quit
  • Headaches, migraines, and temple tension
  • Sore muscles from workouts, yard work, or just living
  • Achy joints, arthritis flare-ups, or stiffness
  • Turning a regular massage into a pain-banishing ceremony

How to Use:
Burn until a small oil pool forms. Blow it out. Dip and drizzle with the spoon, then massage into sore spots — back, neck, knees, temples. Or pour into warm bath water for a soak fit for royalty.

Cautions (Granny’s Law of the Land):
Always burn on a heat-safe surface. Never leave unattended. Keep away from children, pets, and anyone who thinks “just take a pill” is the only answer.

Available in 8oz.

  • Made in the USA
  • Fair Trade Sourced
  • Cruelty-free
  • Gluten-free
  • NO Mineral Oil, Petroleum, Parabens, Phthalates, Sulfates, Dyes, Parfums, Paraffins, Aluminum, GMO's
  • BPA-free container

√ Safe for all skin types. 

Shelf life: 12 Months

To optimize product shelf life, store products in a cool (77 or cooler), dry place with minimal exposure to direct light. Keep the lid tightly closed.

Ingredients: Soybean (Glycine Soja) Wax, Sunflower (Helianthus Annuus) Seed Oil (Vitamin E), Peppermint (Mentha Piperita) Oil, Clove (Eugenia Caryophyllus) Bud Oil, Wintergreen (Gaultheria Procumbens) Leaf Oil, Helichrysum (Helichrysum Italicum) Flower Oil.

Do not use product if you are allergic to any of the above mentioned ingredients.

We designed our formulas to promote wellness, beauty, and good hygiene. Your health and well-being are our top priority. We do not provide medical advice, and the FDA has not evaluated these products to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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