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Godly Granny

Stress Relief Massage Candle (Lavender Mint)

Stress Relief Massage Candle (Lavender Mint)

Regular price $18.95 USD
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The Next Best Thing to a Personal Masseuse

Cheaper than therapy. Warmer than hugs.

Stress creeps into your temples, tightens your jaw, knots up your shoulders, and steals your sleep like a thief in the night. Granny says it’s time to fight back — with a wick, a spoon, and the queen of calm herself: lavender.

This paraffin-free, all-natural massage candle burns clean for 41 hours, then melts into a warm, Vitamin E–rich oil that massages in like liquid exhale.

Here’s the secret behind Sven-in-a-spoon:

Soybean Wax – A clean, paraffin-free burn that melts cooler than traditional candles. No soot, no toxins, just safe, silky oil ready for skin contact. The perfect carrier for Granny’s stress-busting botanicals.

Sunflower Seed Oil (Vitamin E) – Skin-loving, antioxidant-rich nourishment that fortifies your barrier while softening every inch. Stress also shows up on your skin (hello, flare-ups and dullness). Vitamin E shields, soothes, and restores while the massage melts the tension underneath.

Lavender Essential Oil – The undisputed queen of calm, and Granny’s favorite bedtime lullaby. Here’s what lavender brings to the table:

  • Nervous System Reset – Lowers cortisol (your stress hormone), eases anxiety, and quiets overactive nerves.
  • Muscle Release – Relaxes shoulder, neck, and jaw tension while reducing tension headaches.
  • Sleep Support – Increases slow-wave sleep (the deep, restorative kind), helping you fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer.
  • Blood Pressure Balance – Gently lowers heart rate and blood pressure, encouraging relaxation from the inside out.
  • Mood Harmony – Lifts spirits, stabilizes emotions, and soothes irritability — because stress doesn’t just live in your muscles, it plays with your mood, too.
  • Skin Serenity – Anti-inflammatory and antimicrobial properties calm redness, reduce breakouts, and nurture sensitive skin.

Lavender isn’t just a scent. It’s a full-body hush, packed into every drop of warm, silky oil.

What It’s For:

  • Stress that camps out in muscles and nerves
  • Tension headaches, clenched jaws, and “I can’t unwind” moments
  • Sleepless nights and restless tossing
  • Mood swings, irritability, and frazzled nerves
  • Skin that needs soothing while the mind needs stillness
  • Creating a massage ritual that feels like a therapy session in a candle jar

How to Use:
Burn until a pool of warm oil forms. Blow it out. Spoon and drizzle onto tense muscles, temples, or tired feet. Massage until your body finally exhales. Or add a spoonful to your bath and let the lavender steam wrap you like the blanket you didn’t know you needed.

Cautions (Granny’s Calm But Firm):
Burn only on a heat-safe surface. Never leave unattended. Keep away from children, pets, and anyone who thinks telling you to “just relax” actually works.

Available in 8oz.

  • Made in the USA
  • Fair Trade Sourced
  • Cruelty-free
  • Gluten-free
  • NO Mineral Oil, Petroleum, Parabens, Phthalates, Sulfates, Dyes, Parfums, Paraffins, Aluminum, GMO's
  • BPA-free container

√ Safe for all skin types. 

Shelf life: 12 Months

To optimize product shelf life, store products in a cool (77 or cooler), dry place with minimal exposure to direct light. Keep the lid tightly closed.

Ingredients: Soybean (Glycine Soja) Wax, Sunflower (Helianthus Annuus) Seed Oil (Vitamin E), Lavender (Lavandula Angustifolia) Essential Oil.

Do not use product if you are allergic to any of the above mentioned ingredients.

We designed our formulas to promote wellness, beauty, and good hygiene. Your health and well-being are our top priority. We do not provide medical advice, and the FDA has not evaluated these products to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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